The Wheezer Society

Get Your Sebastian Cabot On

Merry Christmas from Mr. French, Uncle Bill, Jody, Sissy and Buffy! (Hey, where is Mrs Beasley?)

Christmas Countdown Day 5

The Gift That Keeps On Sucking

"The Gift That Keeps On Sucking" Sure, give your wife a vacuum for Christmas and see how long you stay married. I'd give it until Groundhog Day, max. Nothing like giving a gift that says, "Christmas Sucks!"

Christmas Countdown Day 10

Happy Schweinemas

From the Old German custom, prior to Christmas, the celebration of Schweinemas

Christmas Countdown Day 11

A Classy Christmas

Christmas Countdown Day 13

Santa Claus Punch & Judy

Today we have a moving image treat. Santa Claus' Punch and Judy from 1948. "Santa magically creates a Punch and Judy puppet show to the delight of children at a Christmas party." Politically incorrect? Absolutely, you bet!

More hilarity - notice the Achive.org keywords: Santa; puppet chaos; senseless violence
Christmas Countdown - Day 15

Eat Death, Bloated Lackey Of The Capitalist Toy Mongers!

National Lampoon, 1970: This December 1970 cover of the National Lampoon is a classic, with fighter planes from an unidentified Asian Communist country (North Vietnam? North Korea?) shooting down poor Santa as they yell “Eat death, bloated lackey of the capitalist toy mongers!”

Christmas Countdown - Day 17

Welcome To (Hot & Sunny) Portland

More Tsunami Debris Off Oregon Coast

From the canvas of Steve Lindstedt, More Tsunami Debris Off The Oregon Coast

4th Of July Quiz

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FREE Comic Book Day (And Free Is A Very Good Price!)

On Saturday, May 5th, it's Free Comic Book Day! The first Saturday in May when participating comic book shops across the United States and around the world give away comic books absolutely FREE* to anyone who comes into their stores. Walter Traprock says, "Pick up your FREE Comic Book today."

*Check with your local comic shop for their participation and rules.