Starbucks Barista Re-Programming

The Collective is re-programming all Barista's (or BORG-ista's) in a three-hour session this afternoon. All stores will cease production of drug caffeine production from 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM, at which time drug caffeine production will resume. The newly re-programmed borg-ista's will immediately get back to work for The Collective