While rummaging through a box of stuff crap from grade school, I ran across a label from one of my old bottles of Hai Karate! after shave - which in my case should have been call BEFORE shave. I didn't start shaving until I was around 14 years old. But, since around junior high when girls came onto my radar screen, had to smell good! Of course, as I remember it, the other alternative "scent" was English Leather.
ANNOUNCER: You're at the top secret Hai Karate training school. These trainees are learning how to defend themselves in case they get a Hai Karate! gift set for Christmas. [Cardboard cutouts of women suddenly pop up as trainees in karate outfits wander through an open field. The men defend themselves with Karate chops.]
ANNOUNCER: [Forceful voice] Hai Karate! There's a cram course on self defense in every package. [Trainees apply more Hai Karate as three real woman approach from behind. The men turn and defend themselves]
ANNOUNCER: Hai Karate! It's like super mistletoe in a bottle. [Dorky guy fights off a pack of women.]
DORKY GUY: "Hai YA!"
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