Recently the wife and I stumbled into a used bookstore. In the humor section I found a couple of gems, one in particular is by the late humorist and former disc jockey Al Boliska called 'The Mahareeshi Says....'
"No problem is so big or so complicated that it cannot be run away from"
"Behind every great man stands an amazed mother-in-law"
"The trouble with politic jokes is that they sometimes get elected"
"The ostrich cannot see very well and will swallow almost anything. To politicians, that describes their ideal voter"
"A man who says that marriage is a "50-50" proposition doesn't understand two things:
1. Women
2. Fractions"
"The man who can smile when everything around him is going wrong is a golf caddy."
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