I may have previously shared this "Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" story about Mel Tormé. It good enough to share again. (By the way , Mel was 19 years old when he co-wrote the classic tune). Click on image below to read story.
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Christmas Countdown Day 3
"Jingle, jangle, coins when they jingle make such a lovely sound.” - Mr Quincy Magoo as Ebeneezer Scrooge. Ahhh, those haunting words from Mr Magoo's Christmas Carol. Byers will never let me forget them.
"The Gift That Keeps On Sucking" Sure, give your wife a vacuum for Christmas and see how long you stay married. I'd give it until Groundhog Day, max. Nothing like giving a gift that says, "Christmas Sucks!"